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(MANASQUAN, NJ) — What is with poets from New Jersey? Is it a breeding ground for porn-Byron-wannabes?
Scotch The Crotch sent us a lovely photo and some odd works and we thought you may enjoy it as much as we did.

Here’s the ditty TPT received today written in many styles. To describe it, let’s just say….very amusing:

His name is Dickie Doodle
He likes his Apple Stroudel
Woke up one day
Realized he’s gay
and pumped his cocker-poodle

Then after, Dickie Doodle
Withdrew his soggy noodle
from Pepe’s canine rump
he viewed his poopy stump

He noticed corn and JuJu bees
on the dick from which he pees
the site became just way too much
the corn, the candy and other such

So if there is a lesson here
for you, if you think you are queer
stay away from ass of dog
and find a human for your log

Editor’s Note: Thank you Scotch the Crotch. We wish you the best in your porn poetry future. We would like to recommend you visit Alexander the Poet’s site who could very possibly be your mentor.

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