Sean writes: We don't make the news, we just exploit it.
The Tiny Tim Lame-O Award goes to Bree Olson.
This week Olson announced that she had made “The biggest commitment I’ve made in my life.”
Wow, start the speculation. Having a baby? Getting married? No, she’s getting a tattoo with her boyfriend’s name on it. If that doesn’t say ‘commitment’ [or stupidity] I don’t know what does.
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The Quote of the Week goes to James Deen.
In a Forbes interview he was asked what the hardest thing about being a male performer was:
“I guess the hardest thing about being a male performer is … um … I don’t know,” Deen says. “My job is pretty easy.”
He’s my new hero.
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The Media Whore award goes to AshleyMadison.com.
Taking a page out of the Larry Flynt congressional witch hunt handbook, AshleyMadison.com is offering $1 million to any man or woman who can prove that God’s nephew, Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, is not a virgin.
I’m sure Tebow is currently a virgin, however, Jets coach Rex Ryan’s cougar MILF wife Michelle could be on the prowl so you never know how much longer Tim will remain pure.
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The Creeps of the Week award goes to Heather Lewis and her cop boyfriend, Robert Melia.
These two genetic imbciles are on trial for videotaping the molestation of 3 pre-teen girls and one boy. They face roughly 50 counts including multiple counts of aggravated sexual assault and endangering the welfare of a child.
If convicted, both of these creeps face many decades of prison justice.
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The Lehman Bros. award goes to FriendFinder CEO Marc Bell.
So named for those 50 Lehman Bros. executives who received $700M in compensation for squandering your money in the stock market, we ask what
do you give a porn CEO whose company stock began trading in 2011 at $8.20 a share and is now worth pennies?
Marc Bell is the CEO of FriendFinder; his company’s revenue has dropped considerably, he doesn’t work full time for FriendFinder and works on the side for a real estate investment trust which just so happens to rent office space to FriendFinder to the tune of $150,000 a year.
If you guessed a raise, you would be correct. Yeah, Marc received a 200% raise for his outstanding leadership having his pay increased from $314,000 a year to $818,000. By the way, Bell is considering a run for Congress.
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The Idiot of the Week award goes to Zachary Ramirez of Naperville, Illinois.
When this fool was stopped for driving 111 mph in a 45 mph zone on the western suburb's south side, he told officers "he was going fast because he was trying to go have sex with a girl he likes," Police Sgt. Gregg Bell said.
I’m guessing he’s probably that fast in the sack as well.
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