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Sean Looks at The Week of 04/24/2011: Kacey Jordan Wins Religious Fanatic Most Wanted Award

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Tiny Tim Lame-O award goes to attorney Mark. S. Gold.

Attorney Gold is suing the Gold Rush strip club because he claims they should have known he was drunk and not allowed him to ring up over $18,000 on his credit card during one night of fun.

He now wants all his money back plus punitive damages for unfair and deceptive trade.

You know, I tried tossing same argument at bookies one time. After Moose and Rocky showed me their law degrees from Smith & Wesson, I paid up.

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The Daughter of the Year award goes to Pia Kirchberg.

Last Easter Sunday when all of you were in church, Pia tried to arrange a little cotton-tail for her elderly dad, Maurice. Unfortunately for her and her father, the $20 prostie-bunny turned out to be an undercover cop.

The Kirchbergs were charged with soliciting for prostitution, but nonetheless, we appreciate the love she showed her old man.

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The Religious Fanatic Most Wanted award goes to Muslim Playboy model, Sila Sahin, and abortion superstar, Kacey Jordan.

Sila Sahin was talking a good story when her photos first appeared in Playboy’s Germany edition: “Girls we don’t have to live according to the rules imposed upon us.”

Yeah, that was until Islamic fanatics started calling her a “Whore” and “Western Slut” and started sharpening their swords for the public beheading.

Then also this week it was reported that our little princess, Kacey Jordan, has once again announced to the world that she has had yet another abortion.

After the negative fallout she received earlier this year from the pro-life crowd after claiming that she may have aborted Charlie Sheen’s kid, one would only hope that she would learn to keep her mouth shut.
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The Kiss Your Pension Good-Bye award goes to two on-duty city traffic officers.

Los Angeles is currently investigating these two dopes who, while on duty and using a city vehicle, participated in the making of a porn flick.

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> Footloose Shelley Lubben Frolics at Porn Star Karaoke – Philosophically, the whole Pink Cross-thing now looks to be dealing from the same deck of cards as the PTL Club, which, at its height, took in $1 million a week and eventually landed Jim Bakker in a mess of trouble.

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> Will Ira Isaacs Obscenity Case Take a Dump? –

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> Does Bieyanka Moore Underage Story Lead to Big Time Los Angeles CEO? – Moore, who was 15 at the time, shot a movie last year called Cum Fiesta for the Miami-based Reality Kings. It wound up on the Internet and Moore’s mother sued.

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> Newly Discovered Tapes: Marilyn Monroe Received a Lethal Enema – The biggest loss to Monroe fans, however, is the fact that she never completed her last picture titled Something’s Got to Give in which she does a nude scene in a swimming pool.

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> Don’t Let the Deadbeats Beat You – This is a story you should read.

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> Porno Dan Set for His Own HBO Reality Series – If it weren’t for the fact that Kacey Jordan was being Kacey Jordan, “The One Man Circus” Porno Dan may never have had an HBO Reality Show.

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> With Appearances in Page Six, Florida Sun Sentinel, Joslyn James; Featuring in Morgantown, WV – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48265

> Hot to Trot Teach Arrested for Making 8th Grader’s Day – They “occurred in Moonachie, but not on school grounds,” he said.

Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: 8

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> Gaddafi Troops Raping, Issued Viagra – “She spoke of reports of soldiers getting Viagra and raping,” a diplomat said. “She spoke of Gaddafi’s soldiers targeting children, and other atrocities.”

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> Update: L.A. investigating porn shoot allegedly involving on-duty traffic officers – “The allegations involving these two individuals in no way should be taken as representative of the nearly 600 professional” parking and traffic officers in the city, he said.

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> The Updated Kacey Jordan Abortion Score: Two This Year; Five Lifetime – I really have no words for this. This woman is mentally ill. Not even a hardcore pro-abort should agree there is nothing seriously wrong here.

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> LA City Workers Make Porn Film While On the Job; More Details on LA News Friday Night – “Immediately, we will conduct a full investigation. This is not acceptable to me.”

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> Former Porn Chick Aloisia Shows up in Pro Wrestling Storyline as Kurt Angle’s Mistress – Damn you Verne Gagne!!

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> DOJ Report: FBI digital counterintelligence Incompetent; weakened by focus on child porn – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48253

> Sam Hain Shoots Big Budget Sci-Fi Feature, Horizon –
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> HotMovies.com Lands Exclusive Premiere of Triangle’s Boundaries 7 –
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> Kansas strip club bill bumped to Senate – Under the bill, new sexually oriented businesses wouldn’t be able to locate within 1,000 feet of a school, library, day care center or church.

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> Local Spencer’s stores in Tacoma, Washington found selling sex toys, porn to children; But It’s Legal – “We strive to create a family-friendly environment for our shoppers and this incident is clearly contrary to what we want to achieve.”

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> New recording sheds light on 2005 porn donations to Senator Chuck Graham in Missouri Legislature –

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> Anal Sex at Yale University and the Cover Ups – The students are right: a sexually abusive environment does make it harder for students to study and learn.

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> American Apparel woman launches new lawsuit against ‘sexual predator’ Dov Charney – The former saleswoman also sued American Apparel and its directors, saying they failed to prevent Charney from acting as a ‘sexual predator’.

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> Playboy VIP Deals for Men Launching May 2 –
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> The Blessed Shelley Lubben Shows Her True Idiotic Colors at Porn Star Karaoke – Apparently if you fuel Ms. Shelley with enough drops of forgetfulness as what happened at Sardos this past Tuesday night, her true idiotic colors burst forth.

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> Man Robs His Own Sister at a Dr. John’s Adult Video Store – Sentencing was handed down this week, and he’ll spend 16 to 32 months in prison.

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> Argument for Internet Porn: Rape has dropped by 86 percent in the United States since 1991 – “I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.”

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> CBS Telling Sheen to Go Pound Sand; So Much for Choosing Porn Stars -Speculation has ranged from the plausible to the peculiar, with names from Woody Harrelson to Jeremy Piven to Bob Saget being bandied about.

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> Jenna Presley feature dance tour continues in NY this week –
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> XXX Wasteland Interviews Tasha Reign – I would love to be a true household name and have a brand, toys, website, lingerie, production company, you name it.

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> Rob Lowe Says Little on his Book Tour, But Here’s the Dope Behind His Sex Tape & His Porn Connection – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48235

> “Shane’s World: Volume 42” Releases Record Numbers from Adam & Eve –
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> Xritic Looks at Jenna Haze’s Decade in the Adult Industry –
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> Devon Alexis wins 2011 Miss Howard TV of the Year – “It’s already opened up a lot of opportunities for me,” Alexis told the Howard Stern Examiner.

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> Photographer Michael Alexander Is Ready To Rock The Adult Industry –
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> Another Anti-Piracy “Mumbo Jumbo Chicken Gumbo” Porn Attorney Cut to the Quick – “no facts indicating why venue is appropriate in the Northern District of Illinois.”

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> “Porn’s Innovations in Advertising & Digital Media” – So, the next time you fall in love with that really cool technology or sexy app that helps you through your day, consider where it spent the night before you.

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> “Do Women Like Porn as Much as Men?” – Apparently they don’t want to pay for it either.

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> Police Raid Russia’s Largest Porn BitTorrent Site, Pornolab.net –
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> J-Lo Parody Spoof Hits Stores; Watch the Trailers –
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> Penthouse Owner IPO is Lacking in Potency; “Looking Desperate” – “They have a contractual obligation to the debt holders to list at any cost,” said one industry insider.

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> Hot to Trot Teach Accused of Giving Private Lessons in the Art of Threesomes – “What her allegations are at this time are not quite matching up to the accounts of what was reported to us,” Mieras said.

Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: 6

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> Salon.com Talks to Ira Isaacs; “I’m not Respectable Enough for the Porn Industry” –
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> US Senator in sex probe replaced – Ensign’s resignation came nearly two years after acknowledging an extramarital affair with a former staffer.

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> Angelina Armani will be appearing at Texas Frightmare Weekend this weekend, April 29 – May 1 – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48216

> No Porn Filters for LA Libraries – Gomez also pointed out that the software is flawed, and could block useful information, such as searches for breast cancer.

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> Wicked Pictures & Director Brad Armstrong Unleash The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48213

> This Saturday: Bluebird Girls Rock With Dr. Block –
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> FriendFinder Networks Seeks $60 Million in Initial Share Sale – FriendFinder’s revenue for the year ended Dec. 31 was $346 million, while the net loss was $43.2 million…

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> Sasha Grey’s Featured in an Indonesian horror-comedy with Hilarious Results – Another stellar performance from out little Sasha.

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> Lisa Ann’s ‘Gangbanged’ Out This Week; Live Appearance Wednesday on iP4Play – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48209

> Albert Haynesworth Offered Plea Deal on Sexual Abuse Charge – “I know what this is about, she is upset I have a white girlfriend. I couldn’t tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me.”

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> Fleshlight Gets Recognized by Mainstream Women’s Publication Redbook Magazine – It has since generated $200 million in sales and has sold almost 4 million units.

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> Update: Miami New Times Has Its Facts Wrong in Bieyanka Moore Case – While giving the brief summation of the case, MNT, however, neglects to mention that in June of 2010…

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> Bieyanka Moore: Moniker Privacy Services aka Domain Systems Has Been Sued In the Past For Child Porn –
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> XXX Wasteland Interviews Richelle Ryan –
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> From the Moron Files: Muslim Beauty Poses Naked for Playboy Now Fears For Her Life – Germany as a country has witnessed numerous “Honour Killings” that have taken place within families in recent years…

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> Woman Tried to Buy Her Father a Prostie on Easter – The father-daughter duo, 51-year-old Pia Kirchberg and Maurice Kirchberg, were arrested after offering an undercover police officer $20 if she would have sex with the elderly man.

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> Attorney Wants His Strip Club Money Back – “Gold Rush having knowingly caused plaintiff’s irrational state of mind, continued to ply him with liquor in order to charge his credit card excessive amounts to the extent of $18,930.”

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> Star Wars XXX Porn Parody Begins Production –
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> Tanya Tate Sex Tour Comes to Scotland –
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> Baseball Fan Charlie Sheen Posts $25K to Bail Out Lenny Dykstra – ‘The rendition guilty trolls that kidnapped my dear friend Nails clearly forgot that he’s a fellow Vatican assassin and his best pal is a warlock,’ he told TMZ.

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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: From Adult Cyber Mart – Don’t Let The Deadbeats Beat You – Let’s see. You got a huge project but can’t pay the rent. You need a favor, flip me off then expect me to do you another favor.

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> Alana Evans Returns to Performing With Ideal Image – Her next shoot will be in early May for Brazzers.

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> Joe Brandi Might Not Be Porn WikiLeak’s Mr. Big But Advertiser Dirty D Certainly Knows Who it Is – Info like: Name, address, tax ID number, phone number, email, etc. That’s because Dirty D’s hawking his affiliate programs on Porn WikiLeaks.

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> Larry Flynt Does a Q&A About His Book on Presidential Sex Scandals – Then there are the more salacious tidbits, the merits of which are questionable – like the allegation that Jackie O miscarried because of a venereal disease given to her by JFK.

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> Bree Olson Pleads Guilty to DUI – “The prosecuting attorney’s office should be commended on this case for not treating Ms. Oberlin too harshly because of the media coverage, but treating her as if she was any other defendant facing a first misdemeanor charge,” Fisher said.

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> Performer Miko Lee launches new flagship website –
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> Underage Bieyanka Moore’s Video Still Available on the Internet Through Moniker Privacy Services – This video has already gone viral so it will be virtually impossible to stop it’s distribution. This video will be freely available for many years to come…

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> FBI Raids Actor’s Home for Uploading Movies – The FBI has raided the apartment of a Screen Actor’s Guild member suspected of uploading several pre-release screeners of Hollywood blockbusters…

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> Tuesday: Adult Film Actors to Urge LA Council Members to Tie Film Permits to Condom Use, Says AHF – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48182

> Burlesque Hall of Fame Involved in a Which is Which Lawsuit –
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> AdultSexToys.Com Adds 7,000 New Items –
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> Update: First Amendment Does Not Provide Right to Porn in NYC Libraries Says Morality in Media – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48179

> LiveJasmin “Porn money” said behind planned Hungary’s luxury department store –
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> Bree Olson Appearing in DUI Court Tuesday – “The case will not go to trial if she pleads guilty before these dates, but that did not happen today.”

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> Watching Internet Porn at NYC Libraries Protected by First Amendment, Officials Say – “What they’re doing is publicly funding an appetite for the most debased fare available,” said Catholic League President Bill Donohue.

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> Katie Morgan Makes the Top 10 Hottest Addicts List –
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> “The Justice League of Porn Star Heroes: An Extreme Comixxx Parody” Is #1 on AVN’s Top 100 Chart – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48171

> Accused Killer in Webcam Murder, Into Incest, Underaged Girls, Asian porn Stars –
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> Joe Brandi Owns and Operates a Paralegal Business; Scoffs at The Mike South Story – “I can assure you it’s not me,” continues Brandi.

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> AdultCashPrograms announces the launch of it’s newest site, SexRevenger.com. –
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> Update: Hacker Arrested for Swiping Facebook Photos for Porn Sites – Noirjean has been charged with 13 counts of identity theft.

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> Tasha Reign Named June 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Month –
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> Bree Olson on the Cover of May Penthouse; now on News Stands –
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> Sasha Grey on Leaving Porn and Approaching Everything as Art; See the Clip – I really hate long goodbyes…just go already.

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> Sexls Magazine Interviews Alexander DeVoe – “He’s the best at what he does with black girls and interracial.”

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> SMC Productions Releases First Feature DVD of Sarina Valentina –
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> Texas to Trannies: Tough Titties – “The Texas Constitution,” Sen. Tommy Williams said, “clearly defines marriage between one man and one woman.”

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> Introducing Larkin Love; Group Shoot Scheduled Saturday –
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> Scarlet Hope ministry to help women in adult entertainment – The 3-year-old ministry serves 250 to 280 women every week by going into strip clubs in Louisville and providing home-cooked meals…send Ron Jeremy, he’ll bankrupt that ministry in two days.

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> Bree Olson Dumps Charlie Sheen [Again] Gets Offered Bionic Woman XXX Sequel Role – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48156

> Hot to Trot Teach Arrested For Making Band Class Enjoyable for 14 Year Old – At this point there is no indication of other potential victims however, the investigation is continuing.

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