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Sean Looks at The Week of 10/17/2010 in Review; Jason Creed Gets The Three Legged Dog Night Award

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Joy to the World. The Three-Legged Dog Night Award goes to Jason Creed who only added to the less than joyful press gay porn actors have been receiving the past couple of weeks. Of course there’s the notorious Patient Zero whose gone into hiding and whose lawyer sent us threatening emails if we outted him.

Then there were the two Nellies who went after one another outside of an LA niteclub and put each other in the hospital. Then there was Harlow Cuadra who’s spending life behind bars for turning porn company owner Bryan Kocis into a human shishkabob. Cuadra just got the bad word that he was turned down for an appeal in his case.

And someone who should have been barbecued is Jason Creed. Creed made headlines this week for snuffing his pet animal, a handicapped white wolf-dog. Creed came up with the bullshit story that the pet died of natural causes. But dope that he is, he took the animal’s remains to a pet clinic to have it cremated. It didn’t take Sherlock Holmes nor the CSI team to determine that the animal succumbed to blunt force trauma. Creed was quickly thrown into the slam in lieu of $250,000 bail.

The Balls award goes to journalist, Susannah Breslin.

This week Breslin wrote a very compelling commentary exposing many myths about the adult industry. Two of those being the amount of revenue this industry produces on a yearly basis and the falsehood that porn businesses are run not unlike any other legitimate enterprise. She also does a fine job of taking AVN to task: ‘well-known for its propensity to exaggerate pretty much everything having to do with porn.’

I guess she can kiss good by any chance of winning AVN’s Reuben Sturman Memorial Award.

The Reality Check award goes to comedian Chelsea Handler.

The hacks at RadarOnLine reported this week that the shopping of Chelsea’s sex tape has ended because one person shopping the tape became impossible to work with [wanna guess that person was Chelsea].

“That person just became too difficult to work with, and it was so frustrating that everybody just gave up on the project,” said the source. The shopper wanted a fortune for the tape and was angry that the offers weren’t that high.

“Chelsea just doesn’t have the star power that would generate good enough sales for the tape,” the source said, explaining why there hasn’t been a six-figure dollar offer.

The Junior Seau Cliff Diving award for tossing her credibility off one goes to Devon James.

Her credibility already on shaky ground, this week’s news has all but KO’ed it. Most clear thinking people knew all along that Devon’s alleged Tiger Woods sex tape was a scam from the beginning. It appears that was confirmed when Teneal Goyco stepped forward claiming he was paid $1,000 to impersonate Tiger Woods on the tape.

“I just thought I was fulfilling this woman’s fantasy of having sex with Tiger Woods, as she had said she wanted.”

This poor sap, he wasn’t fulfilling her fantasy; it was more like her delusions of grandeur.

The Beer Goggles award goes to Teneal Goyco.

This punch drunk pugilist and Tiger Woods sex tape stand-in claims that he met Devon James and her tubby hubby after drinking beer and vodka.

“I saw it as an opportunity to make a few bucks and have sex with a pretty girl,” he told

Holy Jack Daniels, how much booze could he have possibly consumed in order for him to describe Devon James as a “pretty girl?”

Dumbass Quote of the Week goes to Mr. Marcus who while commenting about the recent HIV discovery gave us this gem to ponder:

“Mainstream media is blowing this out of proportion,” Mr. Marcus told XBIZ. “If someone who is not in porn is tested positive for HIV, it doesn’t get national media attention.”

With such nonsensical thoughts like that, no wonder his attempt to form a porn actor’s union back in 2004 failed so miserably.

Pinocchio award goes to Sharon Mitchell.

In reading a commentary about the condom issue that once again is gripping this industry I came across an interesting statement made by the writer:

[Sharon] Mitchell has said in several interviews that she always used condoms in her career because she was a big enough star to demand them.

It must be difficult for Mitchie to remember every one of the over 2000 adult films and videos she has appeared stretching back to the 1970s so I’ll try to clarify the record for her: No, she didn’t ALWAYS use condoms. She only started to “demand” them toward the very end of her acting career when she began establishing AIM. Up until that point she would have been the only adult star at that time to demand condoms and that just wasn’t the case.

Linoleum award goes to Metro Media Entertainment.

Metro issued a press release hyping its first ‘installation’ of their new series “FanBang.” I’m no wordsmith, but it appears the proper word would be ‘installment.’ If you want free installation go down to the nearest Carpet King and ask for a deal.

Scott Janke award goes to Montrose Michigan’s City Manager, Frank Crosby.

As the story goes, Frankie admitted to viewing porn on his work computer. After much City Council debate and a vote of 4 to 3, Frankie was allowed to keep his job as city manager.

There appears to be a lesson here for all city managers: it’s okay to view porn on city time, just don’t be married to it.

Traci Lords award goes to a 15-year-old girl named Jewel.

As the story’s related, Jewel was infatuated with Tyra Banks and wanted to appear on the show. So when the show told viewers it was seeking sex addicts to appear on a future program, Jewel contacted them. The show then faxed the consent and release forms which Jewel falsely signed and returned to them.

Without telling her mother anything about this, Jewel was flown to New York and appeared on the show. Realizing she was in trouble with mommy, now this little liar starts playing the victim card while she and her crackpot mother, seeing a golden opportunity for unearned riches, are now suing the show for $3 million because they claim the show took advantage of this poor innocent little girl.


> Zoning Issue Nixes Nudity, Pornotopia; “Free Speech Issue” – “Because of zoning, even for one weekend, we’re not allowed to have that festival downtown,” Adler said. Read the story here:

> New Report: Brett Favre Also Called Jenn Sterger for Sex – “The same number that was used to send the messages in 2008 is the same one used to call Jenn in 2009, when Favre was in New York…” Read the story here:

> Enterprising Teen High on Marijuana Sold Porn DVDs at His High School – This kid has all the qualifications to run his own porn production company: high on dope, selling DVDs at pennies on the dollar and stupid as a bed post. Read the story here:

> HIV tests negative for porn actors who performed with ‘Patient Zero’ ; If So, Green Light to Shoot Again – Nice to see Papa Smurf has a new side job as official spokesman for AIM. Read the story here:

> Latest Twist in Tiger Sex Tape Saga; Any Way You Read It, It’s The Customer Who Gets Screwed – You could pay and never get anything in return. Read the story here:

> Operation Payback Attacks Hustler.Com Site as Promised – Site was down for almost an hour and a half. Read the story here:

> The NY Times Titty Article That Toppled the Randy Michaels Empire – “They were like 14-year-old boys — no boundaries at all — but with money and power,” Ms. Richards said in an interview. Read the story here:

> Tribune Co. CEO resigns amid tales of raunchiness; Ran a Frat House Instead of a Newspaper – Around Adultfyi, that puts you in line for a promotion. Read the story here:

> Harry Weiss Named to Bunny Ranch PR Team – Really? A whorehouse needs a PR team? Read the hype here:

> Update: Teen In Tyra Banks Sex Addict Suit Speaks Out; Wants $3 Mil – “Do you think that they treated you unfairly and took advantage of the fact that you were young?” Read the story here:

> Good Luck Recouping That Investment – With most internet pornography revenue slumping, is going to need a really interesting hook to bring a payoff. Read the story here:

> Bill Clinton Tells Larry Flynt: “You’re My Hero” – So, at least, claims Flynt. Read the story here:

> California Health Spokesman: Laws Mandate Condoms In Porn; Jeffrey Douglas: No Way to Enforce That – “These rules were applied to the industry without dialogue with the performers and producers.” A penis that can talk: Jeffery Douglas, Ladies and Gentlemen. Read his claptrap here:

> Janine Works Out Temporary Visitation Plan – Details of the visitation plan were not available. Read the story here:

> XXX Wasteland Interviews Courtney Cummz – Read it here:

> Janine Questioned by Cops for Assaulting Paparazzo – Meanwhile, the paparazzi was admitted to a hospital. Read the story here:

> Ex Girlfriend breaks her 19-year silence about “Porn Obsessed” Justice Clarence Thomas – “He would talk about what he had seen in magazines and films, if there was something worth noting.” Read the story here:

> Montrose City Manager Keeps Job Despite Porn Seized by the FBI – A motion to fire Crosby — the second time since the saga begin — failed 3 to 4. Read the story here:

> Update: The Gay Porn Dog Killer Jason Creed – Two witnesses told deputies that Thompson would hit Moonshine and once bragged that he had bitten off a part of the dog’s ear. Read the story here:

> Is Worth $13M In Today’s Market? – Given the price tag, he said it will be interesting to see what the new owner does with the site. Read the story here:

> Janine Comments on Her Paparazzo Attack – “And it was cold liquid that I threw over him not hot coffee – he fell over because he was just too fat that’s all there was to it.” Read the story here:

> On the Web: Joanna Angel and Give Their Fans “The Shaft” For Halloween – Read the hype:

> Dedham, Massachusetts Designates Adult Zone- “Reluctantly” – “The gut reaction of a lot of people is that an adult district is a terrible idea,’’ MacDonald said. Still think you’re mainstream? Read the story here:

> Gay porn actor Jason Creed accused of killing three-legged dog in suburban Boca – Palm Beach County Assistant State Attorney Mary Ann Duggan asked he be held in lieu of $250,000 bail. Read the story here:

> Janine Loses It, Assaults Paparazzo – Don’t think that’ll help with the custody battle. Read the story here:

> Teacher with foot fetish had sex with underage student at motel – After the salon trip, Bartley rubbed lotion on her feet in his car, gushed about her legs and raved about how she looked in her school uniform, the report says. Read the story here:

> Bree Olson Wraps Bionic Woman/ Six Million Dollar Man Parody for X-Play – Read the hype:

> Judge wants John Edwards sex tape deposition private -“I won’t hesitate to use the contempt authority of this court,” Fox said. Read the story here:

> Vivid Announces Sister Wives XXX – Read the hype:

> Playmate of the Year Pleads Not Guilty in Attempted Murder; Went from TV Actress to Waitress – If convicted, Rathgeb faces life in prison with the possibility of parole. Read the story here:

> Ava Devine and Bree Olson on Howard Stern, October 28th: Who’s The Biggest Whore? – Answer: AVN… Read the story here:

> Jenna Jameson in Talks for a Broadway Role – “I think I’m perfect for the role, and I am really looking forward to becoming a New Yorker.” So are your neighbors. Read the story here:

> Bob Guccione Dies at 79 – And as you read this, he is still dead. Read the story here:

> Would Porn Industry Leave California, Go Underground Over Condoms Issue? BS Says Lawyer – ‘And I somehow doubt that any of L.A.’s porn moguls are eager to move to the frozen wilds of New Hampshire.’ Read the story here:

> Diamond Foxxx to Rock New Danzig Shoot – See her tits and read the hype here:

> “The Sophisticated Redondo Beach Happy Endind Sex Trade” ; Who Knew? – A not so happy ending. Read the story here:

> Update: Playmate Facing Attempted Murder Charge Due Back in Court November 1 – Update: Beaver’s mom is still dead. Read the story here:

> Immoral Productions’ “Titterific 5” stars Krissy and Cassidy Lynn – See their tits and read the hype here:

> NightMoves Best New Starlet Chanel Preston Interviewed – Read it here:

> Playboy club to reopen in London – Feminist writer Laurie Penny criticised the reopening, calling Playboy “wilting, impotent and dated”. Read the story here:

> Gay Porn Star Steven Daigle Arrested; Beat Up Fellow Porn Performer and Ex-Boyfriend Trent Locke – Beat him several times with his purse… and is still being held on a $20,000 bail. Read the story here:

> Sabrina Deep on The Howard Stern Radio Show, October 28th To Promote Gangbang Movie – Read the hype:

> Erin Andrews Going After For Posting Her Nude Pics – Gives her the big Fuck You. Read the story here:

> Larry Flynt Offers Carl Paladino a Job – Read the hype here:

> Caribbean-Based Clover Holdings Ltd. Buys for $13M – Read the story here:

> Lizzy Borden Back Making Movies – Welcome back, convict. Read the hype here:

> Another Playboy Success Story: Angela Dorian Playmate of the Year 1968 Held for Attempted Murder – She could face life in prison if convicted of the murder attempt. Read the story here:

> Clarence Thomas’ Wife Leaves Anita Hill Voice Mails – “I don’t apologize. I have no intention of apologizing, and I stand by my testimony in 1991.” Read the story here:

> War Breaks Out Over Tiger Sex Tape; Devon James, Husband Put “Legal Team” Into Action – Maybe they should also ask their attorney for the definition of ‘fraud.’ Read the story here:

> Porn studios suing thousands more file-sharers in the USA – Finally finding a new source of revenue. Read the story here:

> AIM Turns Over HIV Case to LA County Tuesday; Waited for Results from Western Blot Technique – Read the story here:

> Larry Flynt Wins TRO in Trademark Infringement Case against Midway Venture, LLC for Using Flynt Name – In their lawsuit, the Flynt parties have alleged that the Defendants are unlawfully operating an adult night club in San Diego, California without their consent. Read the story here:

> Judge: No More Adult Entertainment at Thrills – The judge ruled that the bar has been operating in an area of the township that prohibits that kind of adult entertainment. Read the story here:

> SAW a Hardcore Parody hits the streets – Read the hype:

> Miss Nude Wisconsin & Miss Nude Midwest Winners And Final Recap – I understand Miss Wisconsin shaved her mustache in celebration. Read the story here:

> This Ain’t Baywatch XXX Parody Available on DVD & Blu-ray; See the Trailer –

> Porn Going After File Sharers is Seen as a “Shakedown” By Electronic Frontier Foundation – “People have a very good interest in not being sued but also in not having their name associated here if they’ve been wrongly accused,” said Cohn, who has led opposition to the porn studios’ suits. Read the story here:

> Another Look At Pornland: How Porn Has Hijacked Our Sexuality By Gail Dines – Read the review here:

> “Confidential To The Porn Industry: HIV Is Not Erotic” – For the good of the actors involved and to stifle our own filthy hypocrisy, it is well past time to force the porn industry to bag it up. Read the story here:

> Tiger Woods Sex Tape Imposter Hires Attorney, Ready to Sue Devon James – Devon James will soon have more lawsuits against her than Tiger had whores. Read the story here:

> AHF: Porn Actor Has HIV, But L.A. County Health Department Has Yet To Do Anything About It – Read the story here:

> Jenna Haze Interviewed; Industry Should Go to Condoms-Only, She Says; In Tampa Oct 22-23 – Read the story here:

> Madison Young’s Comments Confusing and Appalling? – One idiot appalled by another idiot. We’ve finally hit critical mass. Read the story here:

> Lawsuit: Tyra Banks Falsely Advertised 15 Year-Old as Sex Addict w/o Parental Knowledge or Consent – “The sole intent of the defendants was to exploit the minor plaintiff to increase ratings,” McClendon says. Read the story here:

> Nina Hartley’s Non-condom Theory Debated – Actually, her theory is destroyed. Read the story here:

> The Atlantic: Porn, HIV, and the Great Condom Debate – Same old bullshit rhetoric. Read the story here:

> Appeal in Bryan Kocis Slaying is Rejected – “We can find no error in its factual findings and corollary legal conclusions,” the appellate court ruled on each of the issues Cuadra challenged. Read the story here:

> Update: Tiger Impersonator Boxer Teneal Goyco Got $1,000 from Devon James to Fake Tape – “I just thought I was fulfilling this woman’s fantasy of having sex with Tiger Woods, as she had said she wanted.” Read the story here:

> Bluebird Films’ Anna Lovato On the Cover of QX Magazine – Read the hype:

> Susannah Breslin: AVN Is Known for Its Propensity to Exaggerate Everything Having to Do with Porn – In truth, much of the porn business operates a lot more like the drug business. Read the story here:

> Madison Young talks about how the industry should respond to the recent HIV outbreak – “I think it might simplify things if the gay and straight adult industries unified testing policies.” Read the story here:

> Junior Seau Drives His Car Off a Cliff After Domestic Beef with Girlfriend – It was unclear what caused the NFL star to drive off the cliff. Read the story here:

> Tiger Tape is a Scam; Tiger Impersonator Comes Forward; Devon James Rigged the Whole Thing – “I saw it as an opportunity to make a few bucks and have sex with a pretty girl,” he told This bastard must also be blind. Read the story here:

> Dreamers Cabaret Closed For Safety Violations – City leaders said the owners lied about what kind of business Dreamers Cabaret would be. Read the story here:

> Hustler‘s “This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D” Lawsuit Goes After more John Doe Defendants – Read the story here:

> ISN Education Launches Affiliate Program “Squirting Mastery”, Seeks Affiliate Manager – Read the hype:

> Adult production president arrested for employing 16 Year Old – “The girl showed her sister’s driver’s license at the interview,” says a person related to the investigation. Read the story here:

> Heather Pink: Remembering the HIV Outbreak of 2004 – Read it here:

> Ringside Report Interviews Adult Movie Performer Diamond Jackson – Read it here:

>Anti- Kiddie Porn Legislator to Be Sentenced in Kiddie Porn Case – Neil Cohen could be sent to prison for five years Monday. Read the story here:

> Review: The Social Network – Read Gene’s movie review here:


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