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Sean Looks at the Week of 1/10/2010 in Review – Ronnie Gets the Mensa Award; Double-Talk from AEE

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The Asia Carrera Mensa award winner is Ron Jeremy. In decrying the Internet, Professor Buckets had this to say: “I am a former school teacher, I have a masters degree and two BAs, and I think the internet is making people stupid. It’s good because you can research any topic. In my day, we went to the encyclopedia for that. Nowadays, though, kids can’t memorize anything. No dates, no times tables, no history. If there is anything you need to know, you just press a few buttons. We could be giving rise to a generation of idiots.”

Professor Buckets is a fine example for the “generation of idiots.” A masters degree and two BAs: impressive. And what has he done with that education? Has he used his knowledge to teach children to read? Has he found a cure of cancer? No, he did exactly what he complains about concerning the Internet. He took the easy road by starring in porn flicks for over that last 30 years. That sure is contributing positively to society.

The Dope of the Week winner is Gerard Wall. This dope claims that in 90 minutes and after only two drinks he was so blitzed he can’t remember how two of his credit cards were charged over $21,000 for what he figured was a $300 lap dance. First, he’s a dope for paying for a $300 lap dance to begin with. And since his credit card companies have him on the hook for $21k, he is now claiming amnesia and has sued the strip club. His lawyers claim: “He did not approve any other charges.”

This week’s winner of the Norman Einstein Award is Jonah Falcon. Einstein is unemployed and living with his mother. He also has the world’s biggest penis. How do I know that you ask? Well, Einstein and his 13.5” python of love have been featured in Rolling Stone and they appeared together in an HBO documentary. In a recent interview he was asked why he doesn’t put his member to good use and get a job in porn.

He replied, “Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody.” Hey, Einstein, nobody takes you seriously now. Give Vivid a call. I’m sure Papa Smurf still has one of those million dollar contracts just waiting for your signature.

Seka Mathematical Institute Award winner is the 2010 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo and it’s mouthpiece, Sean Devlin. AEE claimed in a recent press release: [The show] experienced a 10% jump in attendance compared to 2009, which was primarily driven by a 14% increase in fan attendance. Sean Devlin was quoted as saying, “We are very pleased with strong attendance at this year’s Expo. It shows that the public recognize that AEE provides the most-popular adult stars, the best variety of exhibitors, and the most-outstanding overall experience for fans of adult entertainment.”

However, things were not as rosy in an story: Fan attendance at the 11th expo was down between 10% and 20% from a year, and there were 267 exhibitors this year, an 11% drop from 2009. That’s not too bad, considering how rough the downturn has been, according to expo spokesman Sean Devlin. “Given the economy, given where every other trade show is now, we feel pretty good,” Devlin told

Ooops! It looks like we have some discrepancies between a hyped up press release and an actual news story. Who are you going to believe? Somebody better check their math.

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> This Article Says Porn Reporters Are Slobs and Cites Other Reasons Why AEE Was “Depressing” – ‘They always act this way. It’s their job.’ Read the story here:

> Porn video shown on Moscow highway billboard – When will the douche bags over at Pinky issue a press release taking credit? Read the story here:

> The Most Talked About Adult Sitcom? – That’s news to me…Read the hype:

> Flight Attendants Wins AVN Best Comedy Award; But Who Farted? – Read the hype:

> Sunset Thomas Cabo Vacation Package – Help her get a free vacation in Mexico. Read the hype here:

> “America’s Not Ready For A Porn IPO” – Celebrity Jenna Jameson’s Club Jenna would have been the perfect candidate [for an IPO]… Read the story here:

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> Richard Dreyfuss — Close Encounters of the XXX Kind; See the Clip – The way Dreyfuss was inhaling that hotdog, I suspect Vivid may make him an offer to star in the next Deep Throat remake.

> Flynt Media Corp. Challenging Injunction Over Four Points – And the lawyers get rich. Read the story here:

> Even White House Has to Admit Pat Robertson is the Dope of the Week for Haiti “Devil” Remark – Read the story here:

> Looking Forward to XBIZ Awards, Diamond Foxxx Featuring at New Gold Club in Texas – See her tits and read the hype here:

> 2010 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo Sees 10% Jump in Attendance – Read the hype here:

> MIM: Exposure to Adult Pornography Adversely Affects Children’s Sexual Behavior and Attitudes – Okay, so TURN THE COMPUTER OFF!!! Read the propaganda here:

> Launches New Website to Consumers – Read the hype:

> Raven Alexis Abandoned Law For Porn; Jesse Jane Featured in DP’s Forthcoming iPhone App – Written by a cherry for the consumption by college aged geeks. Read the story here:

> Is the Internet Killing the Pornography Plot? – No, cheap ham & egg gonzo production starting 20 years ago killed porno plots. Read the story here:

> Rumors of Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Resurface- Being Shopped to Hustler? – Got a signed model release? No? Next story. Read this no nothing story here:

> How to start your own solo website and succeed as a porn star – They make it sound so easy. Read the infomercial here:

> Pink Visuals Back to Media Whoring By Offering Conan O’Brien a Porn Role – Read what the flying ass bags say here:

> Dave Cummings: From the Trenches, January 2010 Edition; Looking at AEE – Uncle Fester is a little long winded this month. Read it here:

> Scotty Schwartz’ Memories of Erica Boyer – Scotty is the go-to guy when it comes to writing about dead porn stars. Read the story here:

> LA Weekly: Tera Patrick-Market Penetration; Appears “Numbed” by the Sex Industry – “She was just horrible … horrible. I would never, ever buy a video or a book of hers…” Read the story here:

> R-Rated Films in Australia are Now Treated Same as Porn; Advertising R-Rated Films Now Illegal – Read the story here:

> “Murder” Doc Gets New Trial- Wife Discovered his Prosties and Porn – “The law on this is very powerful – the right of a public trial…” Read the story here:

> Apple Yanks forChan’s Porn-Friendly App – Apple has a no-porn-allowed policy…still think you’re “mainstream?” Read the hype:

> Larry Flynt will attend Hustler club’s grand opening – Read the story here:

> Forbes: Sasha Grey Skeptical Of 3-D TV – I’m skeptical of any magazine that gives a shit about her opinion. Read the clown’s comments here:

> Mark Wood’s ‘Young Tight Latinas’ Series Is a Winner for Second Year in a Row – Read the hype:

> Another Hot-to-Trot Teach gets prison sentence for indecent liberties with a student – Wilmington police found her in “intimate contact” with the youth a parked car downtown. Read the story here:

Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: 1…Maybe she looks good to a 15 year old.

> Fatal gunplay in Maine sex dungeon leads to trial – Boys and their guns…Read the story here:

> Alexis Ford to Blog on XCritic – Read the hype:

> David Lord Launches Rebel Studios; Adam & Eve Set to Distribute New Releases – Read the hype:

> Jenny Hendrix Returns to LA Direct Models – Read the hype and see her tits here:

> Dubai student faces trial over Posting Cross-dressing Pictures of Himself on the ‘Net – He is accused of everything except licking Mohammad’s nuts. Read the story here:

> First Issue of Von Gutenberg Hits the Stands – Read the hype:

> News Herald Runs Erica Boyer Obit –

> Amia Miley Named Fox Magazine’s “Best Spinner” – And I thought I passed out lame awards. Read the hype here:

> Houston Peep show owner gets jail term for city violation – Eugene Etheridge received a four-month jail sentence for illegally running his video peep show in southwest Houston. Read the story here:

> Pedestrian Erica Boyer, Hit by a Car, Dies In Florida Accident – Amanda Jensen [aka Erica Boyer], 53, was traveling south and was attempting to cross…Read the story here:

> A fond farewell to Aunt Peg – Read the story here:

> The Divorcee from Smash Pictures Brings Raylene into Evidence; In Stores January 28th – Read the hype:

> Not the Cosbys XXX Wins AVN; Sequel Coming Feb 9th; See the Trailer –

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> David Copperfield Cleared in Rape Investigation: Presto, It Disappears – “extortion for money, plain and simple.” Read the story here:

> SMC Productions Releases USA T-Girls Series – Read the hype:

> Man Suing Larry Flynt Hustler Club After 90 Minutes Cost Him $21,000 – Read his lame story here:

> Playboy Partnering with Mad Men Co-Star on $15,000 retro loveseats – Does that include shipping? Read the story here:

> Former Maven Gary Kremen Now Into Solar Power – Read the story here:

> Canada’s The Beaver magazine Being Confused with Porn- Can’t Imagine Why – “Nearly a century ago, it probably seemed the perfect name for a magazine about the fur trade… Read the story here:

> Verotel Launches Pay by Password – Read the hype:

> Roxxxy the Robot: A wrong-way direction in social change? See the Clip –

> Schevelle’s G String Chronicles: Baton Rouge, The End of A D – Read Gulliver’s Travels here:

> FriendFinder Networks Inc. Commences Marketing of its Initial Public Offering – Hold your wallet and read the hype here:

> Students Take Mission Trip to Las Vegas, Porn Expo – “The porn industry has so skewed how we view sex, completely twisting God’s original design. Seeing it firsthand breaks my heart.” Read the story here:

> Kent Wallace Novel On-Sale Now – Read the hype:

> Tale of the Tape: Club Bouncers Know the Sladewski Story – “These bouncers, if they weren’t involved, they do know who this person is,” Farris said. Read the story here:

> Juliet Anderson “Aunt Peg” dead at 71; a Career Retrospect – The original MILF…Read the story here:

> ‘This Isn’t The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ with Jenna Haze as Bella, out this week – Read the hype here:

> Cops Confirm two arrests in the Damien Michaels Murder case But Won’t Name Names – Read the story here:

> Pink Visual technology develops augmented reality porn – Read the hype here:

> Ron Jeremy: The internet has allowed a lot of crooks, thieves and a Generation of Idiots – Read Professor Jeremy’s take here:

>Roxxxy The Robot vs. “Sidore”, The synthetic companion – Both have more personality than Sasha Grey. Read the story here:

> Fewer fans hit the 11th AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas – Fan attendance at the 11th expo was down between 10% and 20% from a year, and there were 267 exhibitors this year, an 11% drop from 2009. Read the story here:

> X-Play Offers Special Thanks to Hustler/LFP Video for their Award Success – Read the hype:

> Evan Seinfeld Has Found Love with Lupe Fuentes – “My current girlfriend is not having sex with other guys since she met me. She has sex with me and with other girls,” Seinfeld said. Read the story here:

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> More on the Hot-to-trot Teach Who Got 20 Years for Sex with a Student – ‘You cashed in your family, your husband and your children, your reputation. And you did this for the sake of lust.’ Read the story here:

> Dane Cross Wins Best Male Newcomer at AVN Awards – Read the hype:

> Nick Nolte Says He’s Too Old for Porn…Know the Feeling – Appears Nick has turned into Kenny Rogers. Read the story here:

> Kimberly Kane: “Every girl in the country is trying to get into porn or on ‘Jersey Shore'” – I wonder what high school newspaper this dope writes for. Read the story here:

> Hustler Video Unleashes Palin on Tinseltown – Read the hype:

> First Full iPhone Porn App Now Available For Download At The App Store For $1 – Read the hype:

> From the AdultFYI Football Pool Files: Joe Namath’s daughter Olivia arrested in Florida pot bust – She’s guilty: I guarantee it. Read the story here:

> Sladewski Slayer Still At Large Say Cops; An Ex Boyfriend was a Sex Offender – Read the story here:

> AIDS Healthcare Foundation to file health complaints against Miami porn industry for lack of condoms – Two main targets of the complaints will be Bang Bros Films…Read the story here:

> Kagney Linn Karter Will Celebrate Best New Starlet With Three Nights at City of Industry Spearmint Rhino – Obviously don’t want her success to go to her head:

> Anorak: AVN’s Awards Show Article Defies Parody – Read the recap here:

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> From the AdultFYI Football Pool Files: Jayson Williams pleads guilty in fatal NJ shooting – Minimum 18 months for killing limo driver. Read the story here:

> Cops: Black Male wanted in Playboy model murder case – When all else fails: blame the black guy. Read the story here:

> Murdered Playboy Model’s Sister Says Suitcase Pimp Boyfriend Kevin Klym Didn’t Do It – Sladewski’s still burning body was found around 14 hours later in a dumpster…Read the story here:

> From AEE: More About the Penny Flame Lookalike, Roxxxy the Robot – Roxxxy versions are priced from $US7,000 to $US9,000 ($7,500 to $9,700) depending on features. Read the stories here:

> rom AEE: Why’s the adult business in dire straits? Sasha Grey and other stars answer the question – This is pretty rich. Read the story here:

> Judge denies Joe Francis motion for summary judgment- Trial Now Set for February – Francis’ attorneys had argued that the evidence in the case was not sufficient…Read the story here:

> Jonah Falcon, Man With World’s Largest Penis, Unemployed – Not to be confused with the world’s tallest penis, Joe Francis. Read the story here:


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