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Wankus to Bring Taste to XRCO Event

Porn Valley- Wankus on his show Wednesday night was touting the fact that he would be hosting tonight’s XRCO event along with Taylor Wane. But, at the same time, Wankus said he was very disappointed because he had a lot of things planned- technically. “I was going to make a video, a funny opening clip,” he said. However, Wankus was told the Century Club didn’t have the technology to allow for that.

“Then I figured, fine, I’ll make a song parody,” he said. “Some kind of fun-thing to get the night started out with some kind of Wankus song parody shit. They had no D.J. and the Century Club won’t allow them to use a CD Player. I don’t know about that.” Co-host Michelle Lay joked about him bringing along a boom box and a mike.

“I’m thinking about doing that,” Wankus laughed. “But they might be saying no to me because they know I’m going to fuck some shit up. Sorry, Wankus, we don’t have a sound system. Then I’ll get there and there’ll be a full-on sound system.” He also joked about everyone being so paranoid about his appearance. “What’s Wankus going to say at the XRCO awards? I’m just going to have fun. I’m not going to say anything fucked up. I’m not going to, like, trash too many people. They’re so nervous they don’t want me to do anything. Even today I talked to one of the organizers- yeah, all you have to do- we have a little script for you. I go, look, you’re not hiring me to work off a script. If you have some key points, give them to me and I’ll make sure I cover them. But I’m not going to sit there and read a piece of paper on stage, or memorize a script. That’s not me. Fuck all that. Just give me the fuckin’ information and I’ll do it. It sounds like they just want me to come out, get everybody fired up and say here’s our next presenter. That’s so boring. They’re not paying me so fuck ’em. That’s what they’ll get.”

Wankus went on to say that Tim Connelly from AVN called. “He’s very nice to me but he’s been calling like every day just to say hello. He never calls me. Hey, what’s goin’ on, then he throws in, so by the way what do you have planned for the show? He’s feeling me out to see who I’m going to fuck with. I’m, like, nuthin’. I’m goin’ out to have some fun.”

Lay suspected that maybe he was going to bring his new band. “He, as a joke, said to me do you mind if a real hot band plays behind you?” said Wankus. “His new band has Kurt Lockwood. Well, I said you’re certainly welcome to but I really doubt that your guitar play is going to want to come and play.” Lay said she heard that it was Lockwood’s band but Wankus doubted they would come. “No haters allowed,” added Lay for measure.



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