Porn Valley- The Bears. I keep forgetting that these motherfuckers of the midway aren’t the same team as last year so I’ve been losing my ass betting against them. But this Sunday, what do you do? The Bears play Pittsburgh at Pittsburgh, and I thought last week that the Steelers couldn’t possibly lose three games in a row, especially when playing at home. But Bill Worthlessberger the Steeler quarterback, proved me wrong. So Pittsburgh’s in the same predicament this Sunday. They’re playing at home and the question now is are they bad enough to lose four straight? However, going against Chicago is the fact that the Bears have won eight straight. So in the play of the percentages, it strikes me that Chicago has a better chance of losing than Pittsburgh.

Then you’ve got the Steve Mariachi-less Lions going into Green Bay having lost 13 in a row there. Also to consider is the fact that the last time Detroit has beaten Green Bay two games in a season is 1991. Looks like Green Bay to me.

The Seattle Seahawks have won eight straight and come off a slaughter of the Eagles last week to take on a 2-10 49’ers team. What the fuck. Seattle.

Then you have Baltimore playing at Denver. The Broncos have won eight straight at home whereas the Colts have lost nine straight on the road. May your impulse be your guide. And since the Colts have already clinched a playoff spot, the only drama in their game against Jacksonville is to see if Indianapolis becomes only the third team in NFL history to go 13-0.

Here’s this week’s schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks.

Sunday: Chicago at Pittsburgh; Cleveland at Cincinnati; Houston at Tennessee; Indianapolis at Jacksonville; New England at Buffalo; Oakland at NY Jets; St. Louis at Minnesota; Tampa Bay at Carolina; NY Giants at Philadelphia; San Francisco at Seattle; Washington at Arizona; Baltimore at Denver; Kansas City at Dallas; Miami at San Diego; Detroit at Green Bay

Monday: New Orleans at Atlanta

Sean from Porn Legends [133-59]: Pittsburgh, Cincy, Tennessee, Indy, N. England, Oakland, Minnesota, Carolina, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Kansas City, San Diego, Green Bay, Atlanta

John Gray [133-59]: Pittsburgh, Cincy, Tennessee, Indy, N. England, Jets, Minnesota, Carolina, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Dallas, San Diego, Green Bay, Atlanta

Steve Seidman [132-60]: Chicago, Cincy, Tennessee, Indy, N. England, Jets, Minnesota, Carolina, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Kansas City, San Diego, Green Bay, Atlanta

Gene Ross [129-63]: Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Tennessee; Indy, New England, Oakland, Minnesota, Carolina; Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Dallas, San Diego, Green Bay, Atlanta

Harry Weiss [128-64]: Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Tennessee, Indy, New England, Oakland, Minnesota, Carolina, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Kansas City, San Diego, Green Bay, Atlanta

Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [128-64]: Chicago, Cincy, Tennessee, Indy, N. England, Oakland, Minnesota, Carolina, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Dallas, San Diego, Detroit, Atlanta

Nick from Adult Rental [125-67]: Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Tennessee, Jax, N. England, Jets, Minnesota, Carolina, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Dallas, San Diego, Green Bay, Atlanta

Steve from Mallcom [124-68]: Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Tennessee, Indy, N. England, Oakland, Minnesota, Carolina, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Kansas City, San Diego, Green Bay, Atlanta

Chris from KSEX [122-70]: Pittsburgh, Cincy, Tennessee, Jax, N. England, Jets, Minnesota, Carolina, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Kansas City, San Diego, Detroit, Atlanta

Shannon from Adult DVD Empire [118-74]: Pittsburgh, Cincy, Tennessee, Jax, N. England, Oakland, Minnesota, Carolina, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Kansas City, San Diego, Green Bay, Atlanta

Bill Margold [117-75]: Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Tennessee, Indy, New England, Oakland, Minnesota, Carolina, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Kansas City, San Diego, Detroit, Atlanta

Steve Lane [115-77]: Chicago, Cincy, Houston, Jax, N. England, Oakland, Minnesota, Carolina, Giants, Seattle, Arizona, Denver, Dallas, San Diego, Green Bay, Atlanta

Billy the Crystal [109-83]: Chicago, Cincinnati, Tennessee; Indy, New England, Jets, Minnesota, Oakland, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Kansas City, San Diego; Detroit, Atlanta

Wankus [109-83]: Chicago, Cincinnati, Houston, Jax, Buffalo, Jets, Minnesota, Carolina, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Dallas, Miami, Green Bay, Atlanta

Steve Volponi [109-83]: Pittsburgh, Cincy, Tennessee, Jax, N. England, Oakland, St. Louis, Carolina, Philly, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Kansas City, Miami, Green Bay, Atlanta

Serenity [105-87]: Chicago, Cleveland, Tennessee, Indy, Buffalo, Oakland, St. Louis, Tampa Bay, Giants, Seattle, Washington, Denver, Dallas, Miami, Detroit, Atlanta