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XRCO One Liners

CENTURY CITY, CA — The XRCO Awards were, well, what they always are. A fun night to drink with friends. Oh wait…there was a show too? KSEXradio’s Wankus and Taylor Wane did an awesome job hosting the event. For a complete list of winners, visit www.XRCO.com.

Since the audio was faint and the hosts could barely be heard, here’s a few funny Wankus one-liners you may enjoy:

To the Jill Kelly Crew: “Hey can you guys let Bob (Friedland) know that we found his pulse. If he needs it back, let me know, I’ll get it to him.”

To the Club Jenna Crew: “Jenna doesn’t have all those body guards here tonight because she’s popular. They’re here to protect her from all the people she pissed off in her autobiography–right Brad?.”

To Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld: “It’s bad enough we had to see Evan naked on Oz, now the fucker is shooting porn too?!”

About Ron Jeremy: “Ron Jeremy was being considered to host this show because so many people were in an uproar about me doing it. The problem is, the XRCO organizers were concerned that he’d probably fall asleep on stage.”

While Introducing Bill Margold: “Please be kind to Bill, he’s having a bad day. He caught a few of his teddy bears inappropriately touching each other.”

About Christy Cannon: “Damn she’s looking good. I don’t even want to fuck her, I just want to stick it in and cum!”

For a full recap on the XRCO’s, catch Wankus and Katie Morgan’s KSEX show tonight at 7pm (PST) on www.KSEXradio.com.

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