Sean Awards the Stories of the Week: James Deen Caps the Week with One Last Award

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The Too Cool for the Room award goes to all-everything, James Deen.

It was reported that when Deen accepted his Male Performer of the Year and Crossover Star of the Year award he made his acceptance speech with a drink in one hand, a cigarette in the other and with his back to the crowd facing the hosts.

This oddity was explained away as he had a case of the nerves. Nerves? Stage fright maybe? He’s a porn star: he fucks people in front of other people. He also gives interviews to everyone from the cashier at McDonalds to People magazine.

No, this sounds like he was just suffering from a case of Gigante El Pene. This usually happens when they think a little too highly of themselves.

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